Reference Point

Several years ago I had the misfortune to work with these really fat women. We were crammed into a small security center monitoring crap like freezers for Marks. The Marks managers were, in many cases, total asses. Every time we'd call one of these losers to tell them their stupid freezer was taking a shit on them they act as if we called them just to rouse them out of their day dreaming of a better life.

Anyhow, these fat broads.. all heifers, would eat pizza and drink milk shakes all throughout the shift while telling me how disgusted they were in themselves for looking like buffaloes. They should have seen what I had to look at for eight hours a day!

Eight freak'n hours of this crap can seriously warp a man's mind! I use to run home to look at porn so that I could remember what the hell a woman is suppose to look like!

So here you go guys (and any freaky women reading this) here is what the hell a woman is SUPPOSE to look like.. just in case you're dating, or God forbid, are married to a buffalo.

You're welcomed.

Taking Out The Trash