Reference Point

Several years ago I had the misfortune to work with these really fat women. We were crammed into a small security center monitoring crap like freezers for Marks. The Marks managers were, in many cases, total asses. Every time we'd call one of these losers to tell them their stupid freezer was taking a shit on them they act as if we called them just to rouse them out of their day dreaming of a better life.

Anyhow, these fat broads.. all heifers, would eat pizza and drink milk shakes all throughout the shift while telling me how disgusted they were in themselves for looking like buffaloes. They should have seen what I had to look at for eight hours a day!

Eight freak'n hours of this crap can seriously warp a man's mind! I use to run home to look at porn so that I could remember what the hell a woman is suppose to look like!

So here you go guys (and any freaky women reading this) here is what the hell a woman is SUPPOSE to look like.. just in case you're dating, or God forbid, are married to a buffalo.

You're welcomed.

Joe Biden's Brain

Now Let's see Joe..

Say it again...

Shut The Hell Up!

Step Over It, Not in It!

How Much is a Cow's Fart Worth?

Caution

In the Eyes of the Beholder

Check this Out!

I'm Just Saying

So Far, So Good

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Watch Where You Belong or You Could End Up Here!

Bark At The Moon Tour - Ozzy Osbourne

Batman, The Black Knight, at Tards?

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Here's a great rocking blues solo

Know Thy Self

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Cissie playing Blackened by Metallica

Her Interview with James Hetfield of Metallica

President Obama and The Other Man

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Black Country Communion Live Over Europe Performing "Cold"

Black Country Communion was formed in Los Angeles, California by Glenn Hughes of Deep Purple fame. Also included is drummer Jason Bonham, keyboardist Derek Sherinian and the fabulous guitarist and vocalist Joe Bonamassa. It's classic hard blues rock with some of the best people in the industry! Check them out here.

Where Tards Roam

Click to view video of dumb asses.. err, Tards

When You Know You've Hit Rock Bottom

Three Things You Need to Know about a Potential Lover

If you're a woman looking for a male companion these are the first three things you need to know about him:
1. Does he have a job?
2. How much does he earn?
3. Will he hand over his check to me?

If you're a man looking for a female companion these are the first three things you need to know about her:
1. Her cup size
2. Is she a good conversationalist? (as in does she keep her mouth shut until asked otherwise and does she know when the hell to shut up?)
3. Does she give head?

The Man Song