Friday, June 1, 2012

IE9.. Making Life Suck Bit by Bit

OK, so I've been pissing around with IE9 using Windows 7.. my advice.. don't bother! The damnable thing isn't ready (still isn't ready) for prime time.

You would think that Microsoft would finally have a kick ass browser, but noooo.. what they have is a lame ass browser. Same goes for Firefox and even my most heavily used browser.. Crazy Browser. None of them could render web pages correctly on my brand new Dell XPS | 14Z  64 bit Window 7!

But finally one browser came through for me... Google Chrome... I should have figured that the folks over at Google would have their shit together.

My advice to Bill Gates and crew... spend some of that money on getting IE9 working ya pack of tard knot heads!
IE9 rating... "pathetic".

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Update

WOW, it's been a long time since I've been able to update this blog. I've been offline for nearly a year and I'm just getting back.. bought one of those Dell Ultra Books. It takes some getting use to.. Window 7 and all.

I'm deep into developing a comic strip, hopefully for syndication. But time permitting I hope to get back to this blog with some new stuff in the days, weeks and months ahead.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Three Things You Need to Know about a Potential Lover

If you're a woman looking for a male companion these are the first three things you need to know about him:
1. Does he have a job?
2. How much does he earn?
3. Will he hand over his check to me?

If you're a man looking for a female companion these are the first three things you need to know about her:
1. Her cup size
2. Is she a good conversationalist? (as in does she keep her mouth shut until asked otherwise and does she know when the hell to shut up?)
3. Does she give head?

Thursday, August 19, 2010