Update

WOW, it's been a long time since I've been able to update this blog. I've been offline for nearly a year and I'm just getting back.. bought one of those Dell Ultra Books. It takes some getting use to.. Window 7 and all.

I'm deep into developing a comic strip, hopefully for syndication. But time permitting I hope to get back to this blog with some new stuff in the days, weeks and months ahead.

When You Know You've Hit Rock Bottom

Plausible Denial

Three Things You Need to Know about a Potential Lover

If you're a woman looking for a male companion these are the first three things you need to know about him:
1. Does he have a job?
2. How much does he earn?
3. Will he hand over his check to me?

If you're a man looking for a female companion these are the first three things you need to know about her:
1. Her cup size
2. Is she a good conversationalist? (as in does she keep her mouth shut until asked otherwise and does she know when the hell to shut up?)
3. Does she give head?

The Man Song

It's Bibicle

Internet Manure

I sought to publish, Saving the World One Bum at a Time, via EzineArticles.com but some nincompoop over there doesn't understand it is a HUMOROUS piece not meant to carry a big load of crap with it to sell anything or "inform" anyone of anything.

Now you tell me how many times have you've come across those asinine articles that say nothing in the stupid attempt to get you to click on the lame link at the bottom of the page? You've seen them... the "author" bragging about what he supposedly has done to save the world from leeches like him/herself.

Do we really need MORE of that manure?

With that in mind, Saving the World One Bum at a Time, was written purely to entertain.