This Ass ( I won’t give his name to protect what little dignity the fool has left), had a knee-jerk-ass-kissing reaction a few months ago to an "incident" which resulted in me being "reassigned" from the asinine job I had.
The Ass never bother to take the time to ask me why I did what I did, he didn’t care. He simply ran on his pathetic half-witted, chase-the-frig’n-carrot instincts as he played to his hillbilly ego. You see, the Ass had hopes of someday being accepted by the Powers That Be as one of them. But what he never figured out is that if those powers wanted him they would have hired him directly years ago! Instead, they were always leading him on to make him think that one day he would be Blessed and given the nod to Enter into the Inner Circle. But as it stood he, like all of the rest of us, were "sub-contracted" to this major American corporation.
Now when the "incident" went down, and the Ass had his knee-jerk reaction, he no doubt thought he was on top of things and that some how his swift, but totally blind, action would assure him his coveted spot among the Immortals.
Once my head had cleared as to what took place I begin a letter writing campaign as I waited for my reassignment to a new post. Last on my list was the Ass himself. Step-by-step I told him what happened and why I took the action I had taken. All the stuff the Ass never bothered to ask me. Then at the bottom of my letter I wished him well for whatever he thought he had going at this company and that karma is so unpredictable. I couldn’t have nailed it any better then this.
This incident took place several months ago and I still wake up in the morning the same way in which I go to bed, laughing. I find it out side of my capabilities to stop laughing when I think how right on the money I was with the karma thing. I’m sure he must have smirked over that line in my letter to him because he simply believed he had everything under his control. But he didn’t count on karma and a really fucked up son to take his ass out of his ass-kissing job!
Apparently, the Ass’ son had borrowed his dad’s piece-of-shit pickup truck and managed to get it riddled with bullets! Then to protect his worthless son the Ass decided to lie to the police by telling them it was he and his wife who were ambushed by a group of men as they were driving about their business. And hence the Ass set in motion his eventual doom. But the icing on the cake was the time he spent in jail and his name dropping of the major American firm he was hoping someday to be a part of. This American company is always quick to cut their losses as soon as they are recognized and they never support the losers clinging to their coat tails. And hence the Ass was dismissed by both the company which he worked for, and the company that he was assigned to! HA! The DOUBLE-WHAMMY sealed his worthless reputation and his dismal future. Now it is he who must try to find a job and start all over. So I lay there in bed laughing as I think of the turn of events.
As for me, I’m still with the same company and in fact they have trained me for a better position!
Karma, never leave home thinking you can be an Ass and everything will work out for the best in the end. As I told the Ass, karma is so unpredictable.
