Sunday, June 14, 2009
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Saturday, May 2, 2009
Transgenders should come with Product Warning Lables
A Colorado man has been sentenced to life for killing a transgender. Allen Andrade dated Justin "Angie" Zapata who presented himself as a woman. Bad move.
Andrade, apparently upset over not getting "the real deal" flew into a rage and killed the eighteen-year old Zapata. Without a strong sense of humor we are often goaded by our ego into making the wrong decisions. Now Andrade gets to spend the rest of his life among the very people he can't stand! Ahhh.. the irony.
But honestly, have you ever met a "transgender", without the influence of strong drink, that really, really could pull it off? Most transgeners are kidding themselves. But, I won't push the issue too far because we all can be fooled at some time.. like when we're totally smashed. Not that I personally would ever have been so foolish... but close! The only thing that saved me was my sense of humor when I discovered "she" was a "he". "What the hell is this?" Asked I in a drunken stupor.. "You brought your own? Hell woman I can't beat that!" Oh my, reflections of foolish days of youth.
The signs are always there that what you may be buying into is not what you hope it is. Men don't make good women any more then women make good men.
The woman in the crew cut, Fonzie jacket, white T-shirt and blue jeans chewing on the end of a stogie, complete with Elvis-style sideburns is, well, still female despite whatever may be rolling around in her brain. And the fellow over there in the spandex underwear, hopped up hairstyle, lipstick and tutu is not really Dolly Parton. But these people aren't necessarily out to carry the illusion to extremes. They are easy to spot. The transgender however is a special breed. They hope to complete the deception by presenting themselves as the real McCoy in all aspects.
So with that in mind I am suggesting that all transgenders come with a warning label:
Warning: This product has been tampered with and may not be suitable for it's intended use.
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This little piece was originally written for and posted on gather.com. Then the Nazi squad had a problem with it. I imagine some "gays" were upset and so it was banned. Tsk, tsk, no sense of humor.
Here's the comments that were posted before Hitler censored it:
What an interesting article. I am not so sure what to say on this one, other than wow.
Cortney R., Apr 23, 2009, 1:55pm EDT
As long as the transgendered person is comfortable with his/her body, who should care?
Deceiving a "date" is wrong.
Yes, I've known one who totally passed as a woman. She was from my hometown: Johanna Reese was gorgeous. She married a dentist in Las Vegas. She got the coveted emcee role in "Splash" at ritzy Bally's in Las Vegas. Her voice was feminine and she could sing. She was fired when it was discovered that she had been a male. She committed suicide.
Leo L., Apr 23, 2009, 2:47pm EDT
There are some pre-op transgendered people who can pull it off. A guy who worked at the same place I did years ago was almost fooled at a night club once, dancing with someone he thought was a woman. He realized they weren't a woman, when they were up really close; and the guy had an erection while they were dancing. I don't think it's right though to decieve someone if you're going to date them, or be initimate in any way; but it's sad that someone would be willing to kill over it.
Ellen B., Apr 23, 2009, 3:06pm EDT
"There are some pre-op transgendered people who can pull it off. A guy who worked at the same place I did years ago was almost fooled at a night club once, dancing with someone he thought was a woman." ~ Ellen B
The key here is "almost fooled at a night club".. in other words.. the transgender didn't pull it off. And drink was involved. I rest my case.
Notice.. this article has been "flagged by the community".. it's the same sort of thing that makes it on a far more open forum called NATIONAL PUBLIC RADIO.
Interesting isn't it?
Dan Walter, Apr 24, 2009, 7:22am EDT
Andrade, apparently upset over not getting "the real deal" flew into a rage and killed the eighteen-year old Zapata. Without a strong sense of humor we are often goaded by our ego into making the wrong decisions. Now Andrade gets to spend the rest of his life among the very people he can't stand! Ahhh.. the irony.
But honestly, have you ever met a "transgender", without the influence of strong drink, that really, really could pull it off? Most transgeners are kidding themselves. But, I won't push the issue too far because we all can be fooled at some time.. like when we're totally smashed. Not that I personally would ever have been so foolish... but close! The only thing that saved me was my sense of humor when I discovered "she" was a "he". "What the hell is this?" Asked I in a drunken stupor.. "You brought your own? Hell woman I can't beat that!" Oh my, reflections of foolish days of youth.
The signs are always there that what you may be buying into is not what you hope it is. Men don't make good women any more then women make good men.
The woman in the crew cut, Fonzie jacket, white T-shirt and blue jeans chewing on the end of a stogie, complete with Elvis-style sideburns is, well, still female despite whatever may be rolling around in her brain. And the fellow over there in the spandex underwear, hopped up hairstyle, lipstick and tutu is not really Dolly Parton. But these people aren't necessarily out to carry the illusion to extremes. They are easy to spot. The transgender however is a special breed. They hope to complete the deception by presenting themselves as the real McCoy in all aspects.
So with that in mind I am suggesting that all transgenders come with a warning label:
Warning: This product has been tampered with and may not be suitable for it's intended use.
=======================
This little piece was originally written for and posted on gather.com. Then the Nazi squad had a problem with it. I imagine some "gays" were upset and so it was banned. Tsk, tsk, no sense of humor.
Here's the comments that were posted before Hitler censored it:
What an interesting article. I am not so sure what to say on this one, other than wow.
Cortney R., Apr 23, 2009, 1:55pm EDT
As long as the transgendered person is comfortable with his/her body, who should care?
Deceiving a "date" is wrong.
Yes, I've known one who totally passed as a woman. She was from my hometown: Johanna Reese was gorgeous. She married a dentist in Las Vegas. She got the coveted emcee role in "Splash" at ritzy Bally's in Las Vegas. Her voice was feminine and she could sing. She was fired when it was discovered that she had been a male. She committed suicide.
Leo L., Apr 23, 2009, 2:47pm EDT
There are some pre-op transgendered people who can pull it off. A guy who worked at the same place I did years ago was almost fooled at a night club once, dancing with someone he thought was a woman. He realized they weren't a woman, when they were up really close; and the guy had an erection while they were dancing. I don't think it's right though to decieve someone if you're going to date them, or be initimate in any way; but it's sad that someone would be willing to kill over it.
Ellen B., Apr 23, 2009, 3:06pm EDT
"There are some pre-op transgendered people who can pull it off. A guy who worked at the same place I did years ago was almost fooled at a night club once, dancing with someone he thought was a woman." ~ Ellen B
The key here is "almost fooled at a night club".. in other words.. the transgender didn't pull it off. And drink was involved. I rest my case.
Notice.. this article has been "flagged by the community".. it's the same sort of thing that makes it on a far more open forum called NATIONAL PUBLIC RADIO.
Interesting isn't it?
Dan Walter, Apr 24, 2009, 7:22am EDT
The Mess We're In
Some bar flies were sitting around talking politics recently. One man claimed that Obama will straighten out the mess George W. left behind.
Another man claimed Obama IS the mess George W. left behind. While a third man claimed it was Bill Clinton who's to blame because he was too busy chasing tail to pay any attention to the threats building around him.
Then an old codger way at the back of the bar stood up, whipped down his zipper and pissed all over the table he was drinking at. He then calmly sat back down, raised his mug and yelled, "Fuck you all!"
Another man claimed Obama IS the mess George W. left behind. While a third man claimed it was Bill Clinton who's to blame because he was too busy chasing tail to pay any attention to the threats building around him.
Then an old codger way at the back of the bar stood up, whipped down his zipper and pissed all over the table he was drinking at. He then calmly sat back down, raised his mug and yelled, "Fuck you all!"
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Sitting on My Ass Thinking About Death Threats
I'm sitting on my ass more these days.. still working out but I never like work to interfer with my workouts! Anywho.. I hope to knock out some more cartoons for this blog which I've been neglecting now for awhile.
I see I have one subscriber.. so whoever you are, thank you! I thought I was alone in this and so I just worked around the cob webs from time-to-time but if someone is actually interested enough to subscribe then I guess I ought to get off my ass and get to work. No, well, really I work better sitting on my ass and working on this. But, you get my drift.
With all the crazy stuff coming out of Washington there's plenty to laugh about. And if not for laughter we all would end up knotheads writing death threats to whomever we didn't like. Which, isn't a bad hobby but only after you've retired and can't think of a single good thing to say about anyone anyhow.
I see I have one subscriber.. so whoever you are, thank you! I thought I was alone in this and so I just worked around the cob webs from time-to-time but if someone is actually interested enough to subscribe then I guess I ought to get off my ass and get to work. No, well, really I work better sitting on my ass and working on this. But, you get my drift.
With all the crazy stuff coming out of Washington there's plenty to laugh about. And if not for laughter we all would end up knotheads writing death threats to whomever we didn't like. Which, isn't a bad hobby but only after you've retired and can't think of a single good thing to say about anyone anyhow.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
George and Me
I've been working non-stop on a comic strip feature I hope to send off to the syndicates. It's a form of inflecting hell on myself that I go through every so many years. Like a drug addict that can't resist blowing insanity up his nose.
I so love collecting rejection slips. It's comforting to know that after all the work I pour into these things that someone takes the time to tell me, "Hell no we can't use this sh*#!". It's also a challenge to continue to send off more crap, to collect yet more rejection slips. And thus the cycle continues. It's a weird way of reaffirming who I am.
George W. Bush may be the most well known rejected person in America today but at times like these I feel he has nothing on me. :O/
I so love collecting rejection slips. It's comforting to know that after all the work I pour into these things that someone takes the time to tell me, "Hell no we can't use this sh*#!". It's also a challenge to continue to send off more crap, to collect yet more rejection slips. And thus the cycle continues. It's a weird way of reaffirming who I am.
George W. Bush may be the most well known rejected person in America today but at times like these I feel he has nothing on me. :O/
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